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i fuckin love shitty rip-offs of toys because
look at these fuckers
and it’s not even limited to toys like
god i love these things
seduce me with michael jones quotes
YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT! YOU…
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i made this whole fucking thing just because of ryan and his modelling career
that’s it that’s the whole argument.
That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.