motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….
I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes.
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
Squirrel-proof bird feeder
how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis
if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it